Sunday, June 15, 2008

Meaningless Movie Quotes of the Day

All quotes from The Producers, starring Matthew Broderick, Nathan Lane, and Uma Thurman.

Leo: We might have a position for you.
Max: As a matter of fact, we might have several positions for you.

Leo: I'm not going to the toilet... I'm going into SHOWBUSINESS!

Carmen: May I take your hat, your coat, and your swastikas?

Leo: I'm very sorry I caught you feeling up the old lady.
Max: "Feeling up the old lady." Thank you, Mr. Tact.

Franz: I was never a member of the Nazi Party! I only followed orders. I had nothing to do with the war! I didn't even know there was a war on. We lived in the back, right across from Switzerland. All we heard was yodeling...

Ulla: Why Bloom go so far camera right?

Leo: Let's assume for a moment that you are a dishonest man.
Max: Assume away.

2 comments:

Aisling said...

Now this movie I have seen!!! Ah memories. I loved it.

:D

Audrey Allen said...

I loved this movie too!!! I deseprately want to see it on Broadway when I go back to New York next spring. :)