Even more meaningless quotes from a movie you've never heard of.

Except Ais. We've talked at length about this movie.

Well, I talked AT her.

Oh well. Back to the status quo...

...All quotes are from "Kiss Kiss, Bang Bang" starring Robert Downey Jr., Val Kilmer, and Michelle Monaghan. I missed some funny ones.

Harry: This is every SHADE of wrong. (My new favorite phrase)

Perry: This isn't good cop, bad cop. This is fag and New Yorker.

Perry: Why in pluperfect hell would you pee on a corpse?

Perry: My $2000 ceramic Vektor my mother got me as a special gift. You threw in the lake next to the car. What happens when they drag the lake? Do you think they'll find my pistol? (I swear, the delivery of that entire section is brilliance) Jesus. Look up "idiot" in the dictionary. You know what you'll find?
Harry: A picture of me?
Perry: No! The definition of the word idiot, which you fucking are!

Harry: And that's how she got to the same party as me. Oh shit. I skipped something. Damn it. This whole robot bit. I made a big deal, then I like totally forgot. Fuck, this is bad narrating. Like my dad telling a joke. "Oh, wait back up. I forgot to tell you the cowboy rode a blue horse." Fuck. Anyway, I don't know if you want to see it now, but here's the fucking robot stuff for your viewing pleasure. Can I say "fuck" more?

Perry: Go. Sleep badly. Any questions, hesitate to call.
Harry: Bad.
Perry: Excuse me?
Harry:Sleep bad. Otherwise it makes it seem like the mechanism that allows you to sleep...
Perry: What, fuckhead? Who taught you grammar? Badly's an adverb. Get out. Vanish.

Harry: Doesn't that suck? I just hit you for no reason.